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You know you are a little too big when you need:

Discussion in 'Off-Topic Discussions' started by lostmind, Feb 15, 2005.

  1. lostmind

    lostmind Well-Known Member

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    http://greatjohn.com/grjodi.html

    WTH?

    Tested to hold up to 2000lbs? God damn, are we gonna start selling front loaders to feed people?

    Well, it is kinda humourous somehow. In a sick twisted way.

    I bet it will sell well too.

    Bah.
     
  2. Chameleon

    Chameleon Well-Known Member

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    OMG!! that's... just... wrong :d_eek:
     
  3. Human Clay

    Human Clay Well-Known Member

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    It could hold a whole human pyramid's worth of healthy people! :d_eek:
     
  4. Chameleon

    Chameleon Well-Known Member

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    hell.. it could probably hold a baby elephant :p
     
  5. jtelling

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    sure looks comfy though - I could probably fall asleep on that thing. heh.
     
  6. Bluestreak

    Bluestreak Well-Known Member

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    Whoa. How would you like to be their cleaning lady? I'd drag the garden hose in the house and use a push-broom for a toilet brush.

    -R
     
  7. williamso

    williamso Well-Known Member

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    That thing is huge, but we need other big things, too. I want to see spoons bigger than my hand. I want to see soda fountain drinks sold in gallon cups. Hardee's has a burger that's 1400+ calories. Come on, we can do better than that -- I want to see 2000+ calories in one sandwich. I want to see shirts measured by bed sheet sizes. Americans like to be the biggest and the best, and I know that we can pack more fat on than any other country in the world, we just have to try harder!
     
  8. Bluestreak

    Bluestreak Well-Known Member

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    I can hear a Dennis Leary-like tirade brewin' on this sort of subject... wonder what ever happened to him. His stand-up tirades were legendary...

    -R
     
  9. hubladon

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    I can't manage a full tirade, but I can produce a haiku:

    Some people on Earth
    Have such gigantic arses
    Bigger toilets, now!
     
  10. lostmind

    lostmind Well-Known Member

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    hehe, this thread is killin me :)
     
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    kmfisher Well-Known Member

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    That couple there really loves their crapper! Maybe they just love taking dumps.
     
  12. slush_puppy

    slush_puppy Well-Known Member

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    hubladon Well-Known Member

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    You'd think they might have some tips for these two: :mad: :d_mad:
     
  14. rubberbandman

    rubberbandman Well-Known Member

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    are the floors of houses meant to withstand 2000 pounds? in a 2 or 3 square foot area?
     
  15. born sleepy

    born sleepy Well-Known Member

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    mine can, but most people don't live in an old factory building.

    all I can think of is how huge your ass has to be to make you even consider buying a monster toilet. eeeugh.
     
  16. Bunko

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    What life form is that brown line supposed to represent? It is definetely not human. Maybe a giant silveback mountain gorilla or a hippo? :lol:
     
  17. Skoorb

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    Definitely a product for those who've given up on life.
     

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