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Tue, April 15th, 2008, 03:53 PM
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Doubleoqueso is offline
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Anabolic Halo
http://www.anabolichalo.com/
Sounds promising without sounding "too good to be true". Just wanted to see what some of the JSF gurus think of this stuff, or see if anyone has any experience with it. I'm going to be picking up some supps soon, and I'm thinking about trying something new 
Edit: Sorry for putting this is the wrong section, had too many windows open and wasn't paying attention 
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Tue, April 15th, 2008, 04:20 PM
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M@ is offline
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Originally Posted by Doubleoqueso
Sounds promising without sounding "too good to be true".
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Originally Posted by MuscleTech Marketing Dept.
The cryo-anabolic post-workout growth-inducing event invades your muscles and engages an anabolic uprising within them … leaving them with no choice but to grow!
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Originally Posted by MuscleTech Marketing Dept.
That’s right – Team MuscleTech researchers actually exposed one of the most powerful anabolic compounds in the world to the same impossibly low temperatures on the surface of the planet Neptune.
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Originally Posted by MuscleTech Marketing Dept.
Based on years of pharmaceutical use, this advanced technique freezes a proprietary dose of a hardcore ingredient in ANABOLIC HALO and subjects it to ultra-low pressure.
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Originally Posted by MuscleTech Marketing Dept.
In fact, in a 21-day human clinical study, a powerful musclebuilding compound in ANABOLIC HALO dramatically increased the number of pre-workout androgen receptors compared to a placebo.
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As a result, you’ll experience radical muscle recomposition and shocking size gains, fast!
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Wait for it...
I'd give 'em an A+ if it were a creative writing paper or a graphic design project...but I wouldn't give them a penny of my hard-earned money.
Sounds like sugar and baking soda.
SUGAR AND BAKING SODA CRYOGENICALLY FROZEN TO MAKE U SO HARDCORE U'LL KICK UR MOM IN THE FACE!!!! 
UNCONVENTIONAL!!!
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Tue, April 15th, 2008, 04:29 PM
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digitalnebula is offline
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Knew that was coming.... 
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Tue, April 15th, 2008, 04:38 PM
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John Stone is offline
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Location: Central Florida
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Posts: 17,302
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Stats: 6', 199.6 pounds, 12.4% body fat (maintaining)
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The list of ingredients is hilarious. It's like they took every single chemical they could find in their lab and mixed them all together. With only 27 grams per scoop/serving and over 75 ingredients... well, you do the math.
Muscletech sucks. Everything from their crappy, ridiculously priced products to their over-the-top marketing is off-putting. Muscletech epitomizes everything that is wrong with the supplement industry.
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Tue, April 15th, 2008, 04:51 PM
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M@ is offline
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Well, in defense of MuscleTech: Neptonians are huge.  
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Tue, April 15th, 2008, 04:53 PM
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digitalnebula is offline
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That thing looks like an eye chart...they are probably hoping that all of the B vitamins will make the user piss bright yellow and they will think that is progress...
Last edited by digitalnebula; Tue, April 15th, 2008 at 04:58 PM..
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Tue, April 15th, 2008, 04:57 PM
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digitalnebula is offline
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Well, in defense of MuscleTech: Neptonians are huge.
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Must be the high G environment...
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Tue, April 15th, 2008, 05:04 PM
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M@ is offline
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Must be the high G environment...
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Check out the fine print below the supplement ingredients header. Looks like:
(powered by patent-pending, jet pulverizing, hammer nailing, lycphilization cryogenic technologies)
How badly do you think Pfizer wishes they could get away with that?
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Tue, April 15th, 2008, 05:13 PM
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digitalnebula is offline
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(powered by patent-pending, jet pulverizing, hammer nailing, lycphilization cryogenic technologies)
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Looks like a viagra commercial in the making to me... ....
Hammer nailing.... Seriously, what the hell is that!
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Tue, April 15th, 2008, 05:41 PM
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JoeSchmo is offline
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Originally Posted by John Stone
The list of ingredients is hilarious. It's like they took every single chemical they could find in their lab and mixed them all together. With only 27 grams per scoop/serving and over 75 ingredients... well, you do the math.
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Yeah, but they made the ingredients in a place that resembles Neptune. Only weird, exotic, supernatural, and ultra-badass things come from Neptune. What do you think the little green men with ray-guns use to power their flying saucers?
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Flies and all their variations are the tricep kickbacks of the chest.
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Tue, April 15th, 2008, 07:21 PM
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I like how they lyophilize things.  Sounds so much fancier than freeze-drying.
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Tue, April 15th, 2008, 11:00 PM
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Well, I'll be hornswoggled...it's got Sandalwood Powder in it....
I prefer Balsawood chips actually..
( I don't care who they show holding up a tub of this stuff in the mags. The only way those ripped, airbrushed, photo-shopped mothers get that big comes down to one word....steroids.)
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Tue, April 15th, 2008, 11:06 PM
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We rightly laugh, but they're in business and thriving.
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100% natural jacked, no proteinz, you only got 1 liver.
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Wed, April 16th, 2008, 08:15 AM
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NCNBilly is offline
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Originally Posted by John Stone
The list of ingredients is hilarious. It's like they took every single chemical they could find in their lab and mixed them all together. With only 27 grams per scoop/serving and over 75 ingredients... well, you do the math.
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Reminds me of making jungle juice at frat parties.  Have their been any reports lately of overturned chemical trucks?
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Wed, April 16th, 2008, 11:34 AM
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I use every MuscleTech supp I can get my hands on, these things are gold.
Of course my ultimate physique goal is that of a man from Neptune
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Wed, April 16th, 2008, 12:58 PM
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Every time I read ads like this, first thing that comes to mind is:
JAEGAR BOMBS!!!!!!!
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Wed, April 16th, 2008, 02:52 PM
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And the schnozberries taste like schnozberries!
I love terms like "proprietary dose" it just sounds so damn fancy!
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Wed, April 16th, 2008, 09:06 PM
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I'm getting the impression the JSF gurus do not approve...
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Wed, April 16th, 2008, 10:09 PM
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Chadster is online
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Wed, April 16th, 2008, 10:23 PM
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zenpharaohs is offline
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I'm getting the impression the JSF gurus do not approve...
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Well they're definitely one up on this old school "room temperature" supplement:
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