Hi there,
later this month I'm going to study abroad and won't have internet access at home till next Summer. Since I don't see myself visiting a fitness forum on an internet café I won't be able to see how people in the forums are doing. Thing is I just thought what will I find when I log on again after that time, and some questions came to my mind:

1. Will KarateTricker have been able to shed those "last 14 grams of fat" and achieve "complete definition" after 3 years on his "dammit gotta stop buying PB" diet, or will he finally start a bulk?

2. Will Chicanerous have become a gymnast after training 12 hours a day? And if so, will he decide it's finally time to wash the T-shirt he's been working out in?

3. Will Supirman get to bench press 12 million pounds? And if so, will he celebrate his achievement with a 36-hour-long sex session?

4. Will Swolecat have made it through the harsh winter while wearing only those tiny competition swimsuits? Will he have recovered from his injury and be able to stand without the help of a cane?

5. [NEW] Will Duckman have created www.beholdmymightyquads.com ? Will it get more than a thousand hits a day? What percentage of those hits will come from other people?

Hum...will try and think of more questions before I leave. Feel free to add your own! See you around.

PS: Needless to say, no offense meant to those mentioned! :tu:

Offence taken by those not mentioned ;) j/k

One year with internet only at int cafes is a long time! :eek:
You must be a real survivor!

ROFLMAO!! :tu:

Excellent post...no offence taken btw :)

btw: being one of the leading search engine optimization specialists in Norway, I'm pretty sure I could get millions of pageloads a month on a site like that :p

:lol: :lol: :lol:

:claplow: :claplow:

lol :)
Hi there,
later this month I'm going to study abroad and won't have internet access at home till next Summer. Since I don't see myself visiting a fitness forum on an internet café I won't be able to see how people in the forums are doing. Thing is I just thought what will I find when I log on again after that time, and some questions came to my mind:

1. Will KarateTricker have been able to shed those "last 14 grams of fat" and achieve "complete definition" after 3 years on his "dammit gotta stop buying PB" diet, or will he finally start a bulk?

2. Will Chicanerous have become a gymnast after training 12 hours a day? And if so, will he decide it's finally time to wash the T-shirt he's been working out in?

3. Will Supirman get to bench press 12 million pounds? And if so, will he celebrate his achievement with a 36-hour-long sex session?

4. Will Swolecat have made it through the harsh winter while wearing only those tiny competition swimsuits? Will he have recovered from his injury and be able to stand without the help of a cane?

5. [NEW] Will Duckman have created www.beholdmymightyquads.com ? Will it get more than a thousand hits a day? What percentage of those hits will come from other people?

Hum...will try and think of more questions before I leave. Feel free to add your own! See you around.

PS: Needless to say, no offense meant to those mentioned! :tu:

hands down funniest post i've ever read on JSF

Hahahahah. I will never wash my t-shirt and 12 hours a day is totally something I would do.