Nah, read back... he was clearly talking about Alba! The mind boggles....

Yep, I was talking about Alba. :D

Something just looks wrong with her face. I dont know it just looks fake. I cant tell what ethnicity she is...not that it matters, Im just trying to explain how something just looks off with her face.

I saw Into The Blue with her and Paul Walker. Now I must admit she has a smoking body in that movie! But there is still that weird face.

Yep, I was talking about Alba. :D


I saw Into The Blue with her and Paul Walker. Now I must admit she has a smoking body in that movie! But there is still that weird face.

Are you hittin' the stem?:confused:

Something just looks wrong with her face. I dont know it just looks fake. I cant tell what ethnicity she is...Jesica's father is Mexican and her mother is French-Danish. Not that I've read up on her or anything. :whistle:

http://fitdina.com/free/galleries/gallery2/image04.jpg

I wonder why some peoples images don't appear.

EDIT: Must be some hotlinking thing from the sites your getting these pictures from.

You are posting a link to the picture.

This is how you put a picture directly into your post:
(IMG) URL OF IMAGE GOES HERE (/IMG)

Only difference is you should use [] instead of ()

She does nuttin for me. She doesn't seem like the kind of girl that's gonna pull my hair and let me :spank: her. Was that wrong of me to say?:confused: If it was.........sorry.:whistle:

You're right. She doesn't seem like the kind of girl that's gonna pull YOUR hair and let YOU :spank: her. :D

You are posting a link to the picture.

This is how you put a picture directly into your post:
(IMG) URL OF IMAGE GOES HERE (/IMG)

Only difference is you should use [] instead of ()

Heh I know that. Just some sites don't allow you to directly link to their images. Which is my guess for why some of the pictures some of the other members are trying to show aren't showing.:D

You're right. She doesn't seem like the kind of girl that's gonna pull YOUR hair and let YOU :spank: her. :D


And in that case.......i've got no use for her.

And in that case.......i've got no use for her.

Oh come on...whens the last time you had your hair pulled anyway. :lol:

Oh come on...whens the last time you had your hair pulled anyway. :lol:


Does cyber pulling count. If cyber pulling counts let's see.................. uhhh, last week. :D

Something just looks wrong with her face. I dont know it just looks fake. I cant tell what ethnicity she is...not that it matters, Im just trying to explain how something just looks off with her face.

It looks fake because it's probably your first example of what perfection looks like.

I'm in the minority too then I guess. Jessica Alba just does nothing for me. I mean, she isn't ugly of course, she just isn't anything special either. I don't see what all the fuss is about.

I'm in the minority too then I guess. Jessica Alba just does nothing for me. I mean, she isn't ugly of course, she just isn't anything special either. I don't see what all the fuss is about.


She's not on the top of my list either but I still think she's pretty hot.

Are you hittin' the stem?:confused:

Is that the same as hitting the glass beak?

Is that the same as hitting the glass beak?


Yup.:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: Or sucking the glass .........never mind.:D

Jessica Alba, putrid?! I suppose you are not the only one who thinks that, but I'd say you are in the extreme minority. Jessica is astonishingly beautiful. I actually bought Honey on DVD just so I could watch her dance. :o

Even though Alba is a godess i couldnt watch 5 minutes of honey, its so bad. Where are all the good parts John, so i can fast forward to them :)

To ad to the request of more women:

http://www.t-nation.com/img/photos/05-109-feature/3.jpg :D

I'm in the minority too then I guess. Jessica Alba just does nothing for me. I mean, she isn't ugly of course, she just isn't anything special either. I don't see what all the fuss is about.

Yeah, I don't get it either. She is attractive, but her pics don't do much for me. Same with Angelina Jolie -- I don't get why she is also considered the pinnacle of sexiness. She does nothing for me either.

Yeah, I don't get it either. She is attractive, but her pics don't do much for me. Same with Angelina Jolie -- I don't get why she is also considered the pinnacle of sexiness. She does nothing for me either.
"Nothing."?!

Find a very high building and jump, head first.

Seriously. You have no reason to live.

"Nothing."?!

Find a very high building and jump, head first.

Seriously. You have no reason to live.
Eh, Jolie does nothing for me either. :blank:

"Nothing."?!

Find a very high building and jump, head first.

Seriously. You have no reason to live.

Well -- they are both reasonably attractive, but I meant that they don't seem (to me) to be any more attractive than any other of the Hollywood actresses....so, nah, their pics really don't do anything for me. But yeah, I recognize that I am in the extreme minority :)

Eh, Jolie does nothing for me either. :blank:

Heh heh....I guess I am not totally crazy then. Either that, or we both are. ;)

Heh heh....I guess I am not totally crazy then. Either that, or we both are. ;)
I can say with certainty, it's the latter. :nod:

I don't think Jolie is as hot as most guys do, but to say "she doesn't do anything for me" is blasphemy.

Jessica Alba is a whole different story. She is easily top 3 in Hollywood, quite possibly #1 or #2. I'd have to think for a while.

Anyway, I'll leave it alone now. Clearly you guys are misguided. I only wish I could help. :)

People in denial perplex me. :lol:

http://www.vnn.vn/dataimages/original/images658359_Angelina_Jolie_GQ_07_2005_3.jpg :drool:

People in denial perplex me. :lol:

http://www.vnn.vn/dataimages/original/images658359_Angelina_Jolie_GQ_07_2005_3.jpg :drool:

I'm afraid I have to join the naysayers and tell you honestly that this picture does nothing for me. I can completely understand what people like about Angelina, but she just doesn't ring my bell, and never has. Her lips are big, but not pretty, and I totally hate the tattoos. Her cheekbones are too straight.
I can understand why Angelina is in a perfect body gallery, but from what I've seen Alba just shouldn't be here. She is a cute girl next door, but nothing special, at least in the pictures I've seen.

Not to leave you empty handed, and to hijack this thread even further, here's a close-up of Aishwarya Rai of Bollywood fame. I think she's the prettiest famous female alive. :bow: Her body is alright.

To get this thread a bit more on topic, but still in the spirit of JSF posting perfect bodies of the other sex:

Christina Lindley. I'm usually not into blondes, but this body makes me :blank: out of awe.

http://www.christinalindley.net/images/portfolio/fit-swim/007.jpg http://www.christinalindley.net/images/portfolio/fit-swim/011.jpg

I'm afraid I have to join the naysayers and tell you honestly that this picture does nothing for me. I can completely understand what people like about Angelina, but she just doesn't ring my bell, and never has. Her lips are big, but not pretty, and I totally hate the tattoos. Her cheekbones are too straight.

Does she have pointy knees, too? :lol:

Dammit. She rings all my bells. What a gorgeous picture. Never seen that one before. I want.... well, I just want. Yowza. Those tattoos and lips and cheekbones... sigh....

Does she have pointy knees, too? :lol:

Don't underestimate the importance of cheek bones! :lol:

Dammit. She rings all my bells. What a gorgeous picture. Never seen that one before. I want.... well, I just want. Yowza. Those tattoos and lips and cheekbones... sigh....

:lol:

You can have her! And Jessica Alba! At the same time!

Hmmm okay now that would ring even my bell. :lol:

I agree that alba and jolie are both overrated. Alba's body is too much like a teenager's who's yet to spend enough hours in the gym (it's great, but it's not great-great). Jolie, every time I see her, reminds me of an STD. I can't get over the fact that I swear she's a cesspool of diseases. Maybe it's the whole blood vial thing or whatever. Dunno. She's also a bit pale, and this homie don't play dat. Sure, I'm being critical, but that's why the thread is called perfect body gallery and not merely really nice body gallery.

Not to leave you empty handed, and to hijack this thread even further, here's a close-up of Aishwarya Rai of Bollywood fame. I think she's the prettiest famous female alive. :bow: Her body is alright.
I agree with this. She is amazingly pleasing to look at! She's no fitness model, but she looks fit, which is my reason for not putting her in a Perfect Body Gallery.

To ad to the request of more women:

http://www.t-nation.com/img/photos/05-109-feature/3.jpg :D


Who is this? Body-wise that is damn near perfection for me. Musclar...but not too manly. Tight abs...but not going to poke my eyes out. Cant really see her legs but they look a bit less musclar than her upper body. Almost perfect!

Who is this? Body-wise that is damn near perfection for me. Musclar...but not too manly. Tight abs...but not going to poke my eyes out. Cant really see her legs but they look a bit less musclar than her upper body. Almost perfect!

Jelena Abbou

You can find an interview with her on t-nation website. :tucool:

Jelena Abbou

You can find an interview with her on t-nation website. :tucool:

Thanks!
I checked out the interview, her Fahrenheit commercial, her personal website and a bunch of pictures.

Now I really don't see any more reason to visit this thread.;) I have seen the Perfect Body...both for female and male: Jelena Abbou & Caveman


http://www.jelenafit.com/pix/portfolio/20.jpg

Same with Angelina Jolie -- I don't get why she is also considered the pinnacle of sexiness. She does nothing for me either.

Really? I'd crawl through 4 miles of broken glass just to hear her read the phonebook through a walkie-talkie!

Really? I'd crawl through 4 miles of broken glass just to hear her read the phonebook through a walkie-talkie!
She does nothing for me either... I thought I was the only person on Earth who finds her ... well, not "unattractive", but certainly not the vision of feminine perfection most males seem to believe her to be.

Jelena is much more my speed.

-R

I think there were a few pages of this very thread dedicated to Jelena a few years ago. Somebody do a search.

I think there were a few pages of this very thread dedicated to Jelena a few years ago. Somebody do a search.

Welcome back

Welcome back
Thank you. The most shocking aspect of returning from a three week vacation is that certain people don't think Jessica Alba is teh hawt

Really? I'd crawl through 4 miles of broken glass just to hear her read the phonebook through a walkie-talkie!
ROFL That killed me.
Mind a crawling partner? :whistle:

Jelena Abbou

You can find an interview with her on t-nation website. :tucool:
Did she get married? I don't remember that being her last name.
You can't get any more perfect than that, in my opinion.

You can't get any more perfect than that, in my opinion.
Agreed! She blows Jolie and Alba out of the water any day of the week in my opinion.

Jessica Alba = :drool: :drool: :drool:
Jelena = attractive fit woman with gross fake boobs. She would be much more attractive is she didn't have what looks like a couple of softballs jammed in her chest.

Ahem........


http://www.geocities.com/swyasminebleeth/Women/SalmaHayek/SalmaHayek05.jpg

Jelena = attractive fit woman with gross fake boobs. She would be much more attractive is she didn't have what looks like a couple of softballs jammed in her chest.
They're better than most.
It's almost a necessity in the business, I believe. If she didn't have them, a lot of people wouldn't take a second look.
Somewhere, I saw a picture of Mellissa Hall before she got implants. She didn't look very special then, and probably got no work as a model. Even fitness models and figure models have reported that they're much more likely to get trophies with implants than without.
http://www.mediamaxevents.com/healthexpo-spring/images/pic-melissahall.jpg

Ahem........



:lol: :lol: :lol:
that's not a woman; that's a man, man...

They're better than most.
It's almost a necessity in the business, I believe. If she didn't have them, a lot of people wouldn't take a second look.
Somewhere, I saw a picture of Mellissa Hall before she got implants. She didn't look very special then, and probably got no work as a model. Even fitness models and figure models have reported that they're much more likely to get trophies with implants than without.
<<ugly girl picture>>
jesus christ... you guys' picks keep getting uglier and uglier! :eek:
you would think id be the last person to say this, but maybe take a break from these forums? :nod:


edit: whoops! i responded to the picture before i read what you had said. :o

NOW yer talking! Salma Hayek is extremely attractive :drool:

NOW yer talking! Salma Hayek is extremely attractive :drool:


Jeez, ya think?

NOW yer talking! Salma Hayek is extremely attractive :drool:
not in that picture! :eek:

not in that picture! :eek:

Yeah, I agree -- that ain't her best picture. But generally speaking....:drool:

not in that picture! :eek:





:bang: :bang: :bang:

jesus christ... you guys' picks keep getting uglier and uglier! :eek:
you would think id be the last person to say this, but maybe take a break from these forums? :nod:


edit: whoops! i responded to the picture before i read what you had said. :o
I don't think her face is perfect, but there's nothing wrong with the body. The photo was an illustration of a fitness model who rose to success only after getting breast implants. Unfortunately, I doubt if I could dig up any photos of her without implants because nobody wanted to take her picture then.

When you get to the degree of muscularity seen in a fitness model, the breasts are naturally no bigger than an A cup. For some reason, this is usually considered less attractive, and therefore, implants are required.

Salma Hayak has great breasts, but if she got down to the same low body fat percentage as Jelena, they'd be considerably smaller.

Salma Hayak disappeared.

Salma Hayak disappeared.


Yeah........she's at my house waiting for me to..............well, you know.

For some reason, this is usually considered less attractive, and therefore, implants are required.

That is a damn shame if you ask me. I would rather see small real breasts over hard fake large ones.

Oh boy here we go...

All jokes aside, Salma is hot.

There is also:

http://netmode.vietnamnet.vn/dataimages/original/images720739_catherine-zeta-jones02.jpg

:eek:

Oh boy here we go...

All jokes aside, Salma is hot.

There is also:

http://netmode.vietnamnet.vn/dataimages/original/images720739_catherine-zeta-jones02.jpg


Salma told me to tell you "thankyou".:whistle:

That is a damn shame if you ask me. I would rather see small real breasts over hard fake large ones.

Damn skippy!!! :madpimp:

Salma told me to tell you "thankyou".:whistle:
Your welcome Salma. Thanks for the dance scene in "From Dusk Till Dawn" ;)

Your welcome Salma. Thanks for the dance scene in "From Dusk Till Dawn" ;)


She said it was her pleasure.:D She's also replicating that dance for me right now.:drool:

She said it was her pleasure.:D She's also replicating that dance for me right now.:drool:

That statement is useless without pics! :spank:

That statement is useless without pics! :spank:


http://www.poster.net/hayek-salma/hayek-salma-photo-salma-hayek-6204199.jpg

It's amazing how much my living room resembles the bar in that movie.

http://www.poster.net/hayek-salma/hayek-salma-photo-salma-hayek-6204199.jpg

It's amazing how much my living room resembles the bar in that movie.

NO WAY!! :lol:

You guys are crazy lol...that made me laugh..

http://www.poster.net/hayek-salma/hayek-salma-photo-salma-hayek-6204199.jpg

It's amazing how much my living room resembles the bar in that movie.

That is amazing!! In fact, since you dont drink anymore, I'll be right over to take in your share. Unless you changed it to a non alcaholic bar, and then in that case, I'll just be right over. :D

That is amazing!! In fact, since you dont drink anymore, I'll be right over to take in your share. Unless you changed it to a non alcaholic bar, and then in that case, I'll just be right over. :D


Sorry dude, Salma says i'm more man than she can handle already. Oh well.

Salma's really holding my 'python' in that pic, if you know what I mean. She's admiring the size. Sorry to break it to you guys. ;]

Can we just change the name of the to "The Fantasy Forum" because that's exactly what it' become to some. :D

I've always admired Timea Majorova's body, and a couple of her cover pics are pretty sexy. She has that devilish look about her...:evil:

I don't think her face is perfect, but there's nothing wrong with the body.
Exactly.

I could have sworn this thread was called "The Perfect Body Gallery."

:confused:

Exactly.

I could have sworn this thread was called "The Perfect Body Gallery."

:confused:

True dat.

But we have to have a little fun too dont we? :D

Sorry dude, Salma says i'm more man than she can handle already. Oh well.

Fine. Me and Angelina and Catherine Zeta Jones will go somewhere else. :moon:

Salma's really holding my 'python' in that pic, if you know what I mean. She's admiring the size. Sorry to break it to you guys. ; :eek: Good Lord. I think there is a thread in the Off Topic discussions that needs your attention.

Y'all gonna hate me if I post a picture of a guy?? I'll take the chance...

How about Caveman?..a member over at t-nation:

http://www.t-nation.com/forum_images/632807.1116273346986.DSCF5565.jpg

http://www.t-nation.com/forum_images/632803.1116273355750.DSCF5605.jpg

i dont like tatoos

Y'all gonna hate me if I post a picture of a guy?? I'll take the chance...

How about Caveman?..a member over at t-nation:




You're right. We hate you...................:whistle:

Y'all gonna hate me if I post a picture of a guy?? I'll take the chance...
Of course not. But he was just posted a few pics back. He's a little leaner than I normally like, but nice mirror shot. He looks a little like Brad Pitt.;)

he looks more like HHH + matthew mconohey + lance armstrong

Caveman looks incredible. I think we have similar body types. I'm not saying I'm anywhere close to his physique, but I think with another 30 pounds of muscle my body would look something like his.

Very inspirational photos. I'm going to save these.

I'm too egotistical to cover up my hard-earned muscle with tattoos. :D

Can we just change the name of the to "The Fantasy Forum" because that's exactly what it' become to some. :D

I've always admired Timea Majorova's body, and a couple of her cover pics are pretty sexy. She has that devilish look about her...:evil:

And that silicone is just incredible! Or is it saline?

Y'all gonna hate me if I post a picture of a guy?? I'll take the chance...

How about Caveman?..a member over at t-nation:


:tu:

That is an awesome body.

And that silicone is just incredible! Or is it saline?


Yeah, that makes it real tough to look at. HATER!!!!!!!!:neener:

Did she get married? I don't remember that being her last name.
You can't get any more perfect than that, in my opinion.

Yeah, she got married. But that can't be his last name. They are both Serbian, and Abbou is in no way Serbian. She must have rumped it for proffessional reasons. Apparently fake boobs are not enough, now getting a pronouncable last name is another requisite for getting work!

Caveman looks incredible. I think we have similar body types. I'm not saying I'm anywhere close to his physique, but I think with another 30 pounds of muscle my body would look something like his.

I believe that he is a couple inches shorter than you, but I agree, he is shredded!

NOW yer talking! Salma Hayek is extremely attractive :drool:
People tell me I look like her. Does that mean I should add my picture to this thread?;)

People tell me I look like her. Does that mean I should add my picture to this thread?;)Doordude in 3.... 2... 1...

People tell me I look like her. Does that mean I should add my picture to this thread?;)


HELL YES!!!!!!!!!!!

So predicable...

HELL YES!!!!!!!!!!!

Oh, no. Then people will get critical and tell me that I don't look like her at all. That and my knees really are kind of pointy.

So predicable...


It's called consistancy.:D That makes me a VERY reliable person.:whistle:

Oh, no. Then people will get critical and tell me that I don't look like her at all. That and my knees really are kind of pointy.


Just PM me with the pix. I'll let ya know.:D

Just PM me with the pix. I'll let ya know.:D

All of this anonymous, transparent bravado! Too bad the Russian lady can't see this side of you, you MAY have a date with a real live person some day!

:p

All of this anonymous, transparent bravado! Too bad the Russian lady can't see this side of you, you MAY have a date with a real live person some day!

:p


I'm workin' on that.:nod: Speaking of the Russian.....coffee time. Wish me luck.

I'm workin' on that.:nod: Speaking of the Russian.....coffee time. Wish me luck.

Go get 'em Tiger!

:tucool:

Doordude in 3.... 2... 1...

HELL YES!!!!!!!!!!!

:lol:

I'm workin' on that.:nod: Speaking of the Russian.....coffee time. Wish me luck.
:lol: you'll pussy out as always.

:lol: you'll pussy out as always.


JOHN!!!!!! Wh0's calling me a you know what!!!!!!!!!:whistle:

JOHN!!!!!! Wh0's calling me a you know what!!!!!!!!!:whistle:
oh yeah? so how'd it go?
did you go in there and talk to her? or did you just walk by?

that's what i thought :nod:

oh yeah? so how'd it go?
did you go in there and talk to her? or did you just walk by?

that's what i thought :nod:

Don't you love asking questions you already know the answer to?

oh yeah? so how'd it go?
did you go in there and talk to her? or did you just walk by?

that's what i thought :nod:


http://smiley.onegreatguy.net/kickrock.gif

No PMing with strangers!
11406



:claplow: :claplow: :claplow: :claplow: :claplow: :claphigh: :claphigh: :claphigh: :claphigh: :claphigh: :claphigh: :claphigh: ..............:whistle:

wait what?!??!
i missed it.

did she post a pic?!?! :bang:
SHOW ME

wait what?!??!
i missed it.

did she post a pic?!?! :bang:
SHOW ME


YES SHE DID...........and her friends were correct.:D

Here, just because you sent me that pm with the crying smilie..11409
strange... you attached it, yet you didnt really attach it?
i need to figure out how to do that.

and you look alot better than salmon hiyack.

and you look alot better than salmon hiyack.
I agree. :)

strange... you attached it, yet you didnt really attach it?
i need to figure out how to do that.

and you look alot better than salmon hiyack.

Thanks. But why are you disparging her like that?

nice. except for the pointy knees.

nice. except for the pointy knees.

I knew that was coming...

Thanks. But why are you disparging her like that?
because i was too lazy to look up her name.
and then how i had it spelled, it kind of looked like "salmon" so i spelled her first name salmon.

it all happened so fast.. :o

I knew that was coming...
you know he was kidding, right?

you know he was kidding, right?
Yes, yes.
And I was kidding back.
I should learn to use these things :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:

because i was too lazy to look up her name.
and then how i had it spelled, it kind of looked like "salmon" so i spelled her first name salmon.

it all happened so fast.. :o
I think the pic got you all tongue-tied. I'm not surprised.;)

I missed a pic of a Selma look alike? :( :cry:

I missed a pic of a Selma look alike? :( :cry:

Eh, not really

Oh mercy...

http://myspace-396.vo.llnwd.net/00263/69/34/263914396_l.jpg


http://myspace-301.vo.llnwd.net/00328/10/34/328594301_l.jpg

:) !!!

yak! :eek: i hate goth.

yak! :eek: i hate goth.


That is NOT goth you mental midget.......she's a dominatrix!!!!!! (or a submissive?) and for the record.........I LOVE her.

D00r is right -- that's not goth. To the untrained eye, it may appear to be, but it's more along the line of fetish/dominatrix/various PVC wearing styles. Goth, itself, is way less sexual, much more androgynous, and usually tends toward more traditional fabrics (as opposed to blatant synthetics) and styles of dress. Of course, within the fashion genre, there is a huge amount of variance.

D00r is right -- that's not goth. To the untrained eye, it may appear to be, but it's more along the line of fetish/dominatrix/various PVC wearing styles. Goth, itself, is way less sexual, much more androgynous, and usually tends toward more traditional fabrics (as opposed to blatant synthetics) and styles of dress. Of course, within the fashion genre, there is a huge amount of variance.



You've gotta be kidding. :doh:

You've gotta be kidding. :doh:
Hey, you're the one who called me an encyclopedia. :nod:

i don't know of any goths that wear jean jackets.

Hey, you're the one who called me an encyclopedia. :nod:


Frighteningly accurate. :nod:

D00r is right -- that's not goth. To the untrained eye, it may appear to be, but it's more along the line of fetish/dominatrix/various PVC wearing styles. Goth, itself, is way less sexual, much more androgynous, and usually tends toward more traditional fabrics (as opposed to blatant synthetics) and styles of dress. Of course, within the fashion genre, there is a huge amount of variance.


DEAD ON!

good job.


:tucool:

I'm bored, and there seem to be a lot of women in this thread lately.
http://www.strengthnet.com/media/portfolio/thumbnails/_0504B-287.jpghttp://www.strengthnet.com/media/portfolio/thumbnails/_0506B-0177.jpghttp://www.strengthnet.com/media/portfolio/thumbnails/_0506B-0301.jpg

Oh mercy...


That is an un-believable B-HIND!!!!!!!:drool:

I'm bored, and there seem to be a lot of women in this thread lately.

About half the forums I frequent, ranging from political forums, to sports, to movies, to general "whatever" forums seem to have at least one official "girl pics" thread. It seems that this thread is morphing into that.....not that I mind....:whistle:

Eh, not really

What you trying to say?

What you trying to say?
dont listen to him, he's old.

About half the forums I frequent, ranging from political forums, to sports, to movies, to general "whatever" forums seem to have at least one official "girl pics" thread. It seems that this thread is morphing into that.....not that I mind....:whistle:
Okay, carry on.

jpo, you look exactly like Salma Hayak, but with a prettier, more approachable smile. Don't listen to anyone that tells you otherwise.

dont listen to him, he's old.
No kidding. I was wondering the same thing when he posted that last night.

Coachese what was that comment about anyway?

jpo you're prettier than Salmon Hiyack. Maybe that's what he meant. No worries. :)

What about this one? Remy Feniello:

http://pic4.picturetrail.com/VOL722/4151889/8671632/127287189.jpg

What about this one? Remy Feniello:

he looks like a stegosaurus.
hot women only please.

hot women only please.
Create your own thread if you like. This one is for men and women.

Create your own thread if you like. This one is for men and women.
i thought there was a consensus?
i wouldnt have said that if there wasnt a consensus.

Thumbs up. C'mon wh0, don't spoil the fun.

No kidding. I was wondering the same thing when he posted that last night.

Coachese what was that comment about anyway?

jpo you're prettier than Salmon Hiyack. Maybe that's what he meant. No worries. :)

I was saying that she didn't look like Salmon Kayak. That's ok right?

:p

Never take wh0 seriously. Never.

What you trying to say?


where's your pic?

where's your pic?
I don't think she's gonna fall for that twice.:rolleyes:

I don't think she's gonna fall for that twice.:rolleyes:

i must have missed something...fall for what? was her pic up yesterday?

i must have missed something...fall for what? was her pic up yesterday?
Yeah, for a little bit.

You missed it!!!!!!!!!!!

i must have missed something...fall for what? was her pic up yesterday?
you have to send her a PM using the :cry: face to see it again.
that's what i did and it worked. :D

dont listen to him, he's old.

Thanks. Just different tastes, I guess.

Okay, carry on.

jpo, you look exactly like Salma Hayak, but with a prettier, more approachable smile. Don't listen to anyone that tells you otherwise.

Thank you, that's very flattering.

No kidding. I was wondering the same thing when he posted that last night.

Coachese what was that comment about anyway?

jpo you're prettier than Salmon Hiyack. Maybe that's what he meant. No worries. :)

Again, very flattering. Thanks!

Thanks. Just different tastes, I guess.

I don't get it...you think you DO look like Salmon Kayak? I was thinking more Penelope Cruz myself.

BTW, all of wh0's taste is in his mouth:p

Again, very flattering. Thanks!
never let people know you're hot. :nono:
this is what happens. :nod:

I don't get it...you think you DO look like Salmon Kayak? I was thinking more Penelope Cruz myself.

BTW, all of wh0's taste is in his mouth:p
well i'm glad there's no taste in my ass.
if there was i'd lay off the fiber.

and stop saying Salmon Kayak - i coined that, that's mine. :spank:

I was saying that she didn't look like Salmon Kayak. That's ok right?

:p

Sure. But the "eh" sounded (as much as things on here can sound) a bit more dismissive of me personally. So I had to ask. And you are allowed to find me unattractive, ofcourse, but again, I "heard" more than that.

Yeah, for a little bit.

You missed it!!!!!!!!!!!


I miss nothing.:D ..........:whistle:

I don't get it...you think you DO look like Salmon Kayak? I was thinking more Penelope Cruz myself.

BTW, all of wh0's taste is in his mouth:p
Well, between the two I think I favor Salma way more than Penelope. Not that I think I am genetic twin of either.

and stop saying Salmon Kayak - i coined that, that's mine. :spank:

Does crying make it better?

:cry:

I hope wh0areume enjoys this after he's done with whatever he has in his mouth...

Carmella Decesare:

http://pic4.picturetrail.com/VOL722/4151889/8671632/127304103.jpg


Kate Beckinsale:

http://pic4.picturetrail.com/VOL722/4151889/8671632/127304107.jpg

Another Kate Beckinsale:

http://pic4.picturetrail.com/VOL722/4151889/8671632/127304104.jpg

much better.

oops!

http://pic4.picturetrail.com/VOL722/4151889/8671632/127305768.jpghttp://pic4.picturetrail.com/VOL722/4151889/8671632/127305769.jpghttp://pic4.picturetrail.com/VOL722/4151889/8671632/127305770.jpghttp://pic4.picturetrail.com/VOL722/4151889/8671632/127305771.jpg

:drool:...:o...:spank:

Caught ya! :D

Carmella Decesare:




Thank You!

Kate Beckinsale was way hotter before she got those deformed plastic sacks implanted in her chest.

nice

...

...


Come on, you're not showing Trish for what she's famous for:

http://images.sports.cn/2005/06/17/1219553407.jpg

Come on, you're not showing Trish for what she's famous for:
Being a fitness competitor and WWE wrestler?

Being a fitness competitor and WWE wrestler?

the GIRLS!! :D

Why was the name of this thread changed?

andi, something about that picture scares me.

Why was the name of this thread changed?Are you serious? With obvious exceptions, this thread has not been about perfect bodies in ages. As Bluestreak so aptly put it, it's more of a leg-humping gallery than a perfect body gallery.

andi, something about that picture scares me.Everything seems to scare you.

Personally, I still think *I* make this thread worth posting in. :)

Besides, my "breasts" are real, unlike Trish Stratus' :D

- Skip :)

Personally, I still think *I* make this thread worth posting in. :)

Besides, my "breasts" are real, unlike Trish Stratus' :D

- Skip :)


Abdominator has better T&A than most girls I know.

That makes me feel funny. Not in a good way. :cry:

Attractive people/Perfect Bodies:

Monica Brandt
Nina Hartley

Need I say more?

the GIRLS!! :D
I give her more credit than that, she's actually pretty talented.

Abdominator has better T&A than most girls I know.

That makes me feel funny. Not in a good way. :cry:


you said it...

Attractive people/Perfect Bodies:

Monica Brandt
Nina Hartley

Need I say more?

Ginger Lynn
Amber Lynn

Why was the name of this thread changed?Are you serious? With obvious exceptions, this thread has not been about perfect bodies in ages. As Bluestreak so aptly put it, it's more of a leg-humping gallery than a perfect body gallery.WOW. This is such a blow - very disappointing. What one thinks it's a "perfect body" might be exactly what another considers "attractive". Opinions on what a perfect body consists should varies a lot. I personally have posted pictures of people who I think have perfect bodies and secondarily had an attractive face. I didn't think I needed to cut their faces, but I can do it if it's necessary. I didn't take this personally. I'm saying this because, like many here, do not have the same "standards" for "perfect body" than others.

WOW. This is such a blow - very disappointing. What one thinks it's a "perfect body" might be exactly what another considers "attractive". Opinions on what a perfect body consists should varies a lot. I personally have posted pictures of people who I think have perfect bodies and secondarily had an attractive face. I didn't think I needed to cut their faces, but I can do it if it's necessary. I didn't take this personally. I'm saying this because, like many here, do not have the same "standards" for "perfect body" than others.I swear, I can't win. I changed the thread title because so many people were complaining that the old thread title was not an accurate description of the thread's contents. That's not to say that we all need to agree on what constitutes a "perfect" body; the point is, a lot of people were posting pictures of people they think are "hot" and the discussion was often centered around overall "hotness" and not the body.

I'm sorry a simple thread title change was "such a blow" and "disappointing". Technically this issue should have been discussed with me via PM and not in the open forum. I've got better things to do than worry about what the most politically correct name for this thread should be, so I'm changing it back to the way it was.

That name Monica Brandt rings a bell for some reason...does she have a tattoo on her arse?

who knows.

http://mpomerle.com/Auto/Pictures/Monica_Brant_1.jpg

who knows.

http://mpomerle.com/Auto/Pictures/Monica_Brant_1.jpg

Is that "wh0 knows" a you know or just a regular old who knows :lol: ?

BTW, this may have some eye candy for the women of JSF: http://www.trickstutorials.com/forum/showthread.php?t=4491

http://vagalume.uol.com.br/eminem/images/3260.jpg

Personally, I still think *I* make this thread worth posting in. :)

Besides, my "breasts" are real, unlike Trish Stratus' :D

- Skip :)
Yes, you do have a great rack.
I wonder if any male bodybuilders have ever gotten chest implants?

http://vagalume.uol.com.br/eminem/images/3260.jpg
:lol:

is that really eminem??

:lol:

is that really eminem??

Yes sir.....Marshall Matthers in the flesh. Don't you see Haley tatted on his arm? I love that guy!!!!!!! Do you have any idea how many obstacles that man had to overcome to find his place in hip-hop? Talk about commitment.

Heck, that jelena girl from p 64/65 basically has it all. I can't even pick somewhere she needs to be better if I try (bodywise).

Yes sir.....Marshall Matthers in the flesh. Don't you see Haley tatted on his arm? I love that guy!!!!!!! Do you have any idea how many obstacles that man had to overcome to find his place in hip-hop? Talk about commitment.
man i would have never thought :nod:

Never cared much about developing legs but this guy is inspiring to me. Unfortunately, genetics play a lot here.

Matt ??:
http://www.geocities.com/mmarkmarks/mattwaterfalls.jpg http://www.geocities.com/mmarkmarks/mattfull.jpg http://www.geocities.com/mmarkmarks/mattshoulders.jpg

Hard to find pics that show her physique, but I think Michelle Yeoh is awesome. Extraordinarily athletic. (I posted a pic of year two years ago, I think.)

Flo-Jo

Flo-Jo


Now you're talkin'.:nod:

Now you're talkin'.:nod:
Agreed.

Agreed.

Is it just me, or did others find her moustache un-nerving? :eek:

Is it just me, or did others find her moustache un-nerving? :eek:
I see no moustache! :nod:

Not too visible in the photos but it was there. Oh yes, it was there. :whistle:

Don't get me wrong though as an athlete and female physique I have total respect. Very difficult not to.

I think this guy has the ideal body....defined, not skinny, yet not overly muscular, either.

I think this guy has the ideal body....defined, not skinny, yet not overly muscular, either.
Damn, I like his hair. :nod: His rear delts could use a little work to round the shoulder out from the side (though it could just be the angle / lighting).

Damn, I like his hair. :nod: His rear delts could use a little work to round the shoulder out from the side (though it could just be the angle / lighting).

He looks like he does alot of crunching and bench pressing, hence the developed front delts, pecs, and abs.

Here are a few more pics

He looks like he does alot of crunching and bench pressing, hence the developed front delts, pecs, and abs.

Or do you mean the underdeveloped rest of his body?

Ryan Reynolds eats 6 small meals consisting of male models:

Damn, I like his hair. :nod: His rear delts could use a little work to round the shoulder out from the side (though it could just be the angle / lighting).
First thing I thought too. "Yeah, he looks pretty good, but his shoulders need some work.":tu:

First thing I thought too. "Yeah, he looks pretty good, but his shoulders need some work.":tu:


Toothpick arms.:sleep:

Toothpick arms.:sleep:
i herd DAT!

i herd DAT!


Right? Just goes to show ya what a set of abs can do for ya.:rolleyes:

Or do you mean the underdeveloped rest of his body?

Ryan Reynolds eats 6 small meals consisting of male models:
Ryan's physique is as perfect as it gets IMO.

http://pic4.picturetrail.com/VOL722/4151889/8671632/127743864.jpg http://pic4.picturetrail.com/VOL722/4151889/8671632/127743862.jpg

Something looks weird about that picture. Great legs, awesome arms and shoulders, but he looks off balance.
I've never seen a guy with a waist that's too small until now.

Something looks weird about that picture. Great legs, awesome arms and shoulders, but he looks off balance.
I've never seen a guy with a waist that's too small until now.Something else also; this might be contradictory, but even though his back is huge, it seems to be underdeveloped.

Something else also; this might be contradictory, but even though his back is huge, it seems to be underdeveloped.


Huge lats, but lack of traps.

Something looks weird about that picture. Great legs, awesome arms and shoulders, but he looks off balance.
I've never seen a guy with a waist that's too small until now.
the problem with that guy is clearly his shorts.

Why is everyone posting pictures of men posing erotically?

We can only post pictures of women like that.. :lol: :D :nod:

Being patriotic here.. Denise Lewis:
http://www.sport-channel.com/media/archive/67686.jpg

http://gallery.phillyburbs.com/photos/230/49/600x401.aspx

Why is everyone posting pictures of men posing erotically?

We can only post pictures of women like that.. :lol: :D :nod:
kilter seems to be the only one posting the gayest possible pictures.

edit: ...not that there's anything wrong with that...

http://www.impact-photography.com/sports/28Aug2005/SP_28Aug2005_02-lg.jpg

lol. that's sick.

kilter seems to be the only one posting the gayest possible pictures.

edit: ...not that there's anything wrong with that...Hey, I'm not the one that posted the pics from Manhunt! Or the speedo one. So, that's not just me! OK, here is a macho one. Just for you.

http://pic4.picturetrail.com/VOL722/4151889/8671632/127758361.jpg http://pic4.picturetrail.com/VOL722/4151889/8671632/127758615.jpg

Don't mind his butt is showing...

Wow. Who's that?

Wow. Who's that?
Dexter Jackson (http://images.google.com/images?q=Dexter%20Jackson), IFBB pro.

the problem with that guy is clearly his shorts.


kilter seems to be the only one posting the gayest possible pictures.
edit: ...not that there's anything wrong with that...

:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:

Wow. Who's that?Can't remember where I got it from. I'll make sure next time I keep the sources before saving the pics. Sorry!

Dexter Jackson (http://images.google.com/images?q=Dexter%20Jackson), IFBB pro.There he goes - the internet librarian knows!

Yuck! :(

Guava.. you don't like that look do you? :eek:

I look nothing like Dexter Jackson.

I look nothing like Dexter Jackson.
yeah... right.... :rolleyes:

I look nothing like Dexter Jackson.

:lol: ....that made me laugh lol.

Kilter - crop his ass crack out :eek:

Kilter - crop his ass crack out :eek:
Why? As long as a photo doesn't violate any forum policies, that's not a responsibility of the poster. If you don't like looking at the ass crack then skip over the photo. There are tons of female pictures that show the same amount or less of skin. :tucool:

Unrelatedly, when did this turn into the Let Everyone Know Your Personal Preferences In Response To Their Perfect Body Photo Preferences Gallery? AKA who cares if I or you [plural] don't like a picture -- that's not the point of this thread.

Unrelatedly, when did this turn into the Let Everyone Know Your Personal Preferences In Response To Their Perfect Body Photo Preferences Gallery?

I dunno, but these responses are fairly entertaining.:lol: :lol:

I must say the ass crack shot was a bit funny, especially as it was posted as "macho." I guess macho in a plumber kind of way!:lol: :lol:

http://www.impact-photography.com/sports/28Aug2005/SP_28Aug2005_02-lg.jpg
Why is he wearing a bikini top? :confused:

Why? As long as a photo doesn't violate any forum policies, that's not a responsibility of the poster. If you don't like looking at the ass crack then skip over the photo. There are tons of female pictures that show the same amount or less of skin. :tucool:

Unrelatedly, when did this turn into the Let Everyone Know Your Personal Preferences In Response To Their Perfect Body Photo Preferences Gallery? AKA who cares if I or you [plural] don't like a picture -- that's not the point of this thread.

Yeah, I guess everybody should just post pictures, but nobody should say anything because they might offend someone :rolleyes: . I just thought it was funny that picture was described as "macho" when it was a guy who's ass :moon: was hanging out of his shorts.

Also...I know this isn't what I was doing, but I don't think it makes sense to say people shouldn't comment on the photos posted in this thread. The purpose of the thread is to discuss the pictures/what the perfect body is as much as it is just to post them.

So much controversy...

I don't see how you can claim I'm being insensitive or anything like that when the guy I was talking to just blatantly insulted A-pac's addition to the thread by saying she looked like a man. I'm pretty sure if he'll say something like that, he can handle what I said. I really don't see why it's a big deal.

Edit: Reading this post...I don't know how it's going to come across...but I'm not angry or anything, I just don't think I said anything out of line. I also think that by acting like I said something wrong, you're missing some other more obvious negative comments that have been made<--comments which I think people should be able to make. Whatever you post, you have to be willing to accept that people may comment on it.

Second Edit: Dexter Jackson is HUUGE!!!

I'm starting to think that all humor is lost to the world..:confused:

The purpose of the thread is to discuss the pictures/what the perfect body is as much as it is just to bla bla bla
the purpose of this thread is who gives a shit.
its not even worth discussing.

http://img224.imageshack.us/img224/7440/vida7du.jpg

:nod: :nod: :nod:

Yeah, I guess everybody should just post pictures, but nobody should say anything because they might offend someone . I just thought it was funny that picture was described as "macho" when it was a guy who's ass was hanging out of his shorts.

Also...I know this isn't what I was doing, but I don't think it makes sense to say people shouldn't comment on the photos posted in this thread. The purpose of the thread is to discuss the pictures/what the perfect body is as much as it is just to post them.

So much controversy...

I don't see how you can claim I'm being insensitive or anything like that when the guy I was talking to just blatantly insulted A-pac's addition to the thread by saying she looked like a man. I'm pretty sure if he'll say something like that, he can handle what I said. I really don't see why it's a big deal.

Edit: Reading this post...I don't know how it's going to come across...but I'm not angry or anything, I just don't think I said anything out of line. I also think that by acting like I said something wrong, you're missing some other more obvious negative comments that have been made<--comments which I think people should be able to make. Whatever you post, you have to be willing to accept that people may comment on it.
Sorry, I'm making too big a deal out of this. I've been reading this thread since it started and have (mostly) been following the original post:

hey all,

lets see what type of body people are aiming for.. you know, the type you see on some, actors, body builders, athletes..

the ones you say, "dang! this is the body im aiming for"

so go ahead, post some pix..

heres one to start it off..

For a long time, this thread wasn't a critique of the bodies, but merely a log of what you envision to be a perfect body. There's always been a fun spirit to the thread, but it was never a critique of others' choices. I'm still kind of stuck in the past, I guess.

Viva la future!

Chill out people. Let's not take things too seriously here. BTW, anybody can say anything about the pics I post. I won't take it personally or mind your opinion. I actually find people's opinions quite entertaining...

kilter seems to be the only one posting the gayest possible pictures.

Best post ever. :bow:

For a long time, this thread wasn't a critique of the bodies, but merely a log of what you envision to be a perfect body. There's always been a fun spirit to the thread, but it was never a critique of others' choices. I'm still kind of stuck in the past, I guess.

Viva la future!

This is one of the very, very few issues about which I would say: "it used to be better..."

the purpose of this thread is who gives a shit.
its not even worth discussing.

http://img224.imageshack.us/img224/7440/vida7du.jpg

:nod: :nod: :nod:
:eek: :drool:

In the words of Eminem: I aint ever seen an ass like that.

GOOD GOOGLY GOO!!! :spank:

This is one of the very, very few issues about which I would say: "it used to be better..."

Agreed

:eek: :drool:

In the words of Eminem: I aint ever seen an ass like that.

GOOD GOOGLY GOO!!! :spank:
We've been hiding that ass (and a bunch of other ones) in wh0's journal over in VIP! :nod: Members only (http://forums.johnstonefitness.com/announcement.php?f=8&a=5). ;)

Sorry, I'm making too big a deal out of this. I've been reading this thread since it started and have (mostly) been following the original post:



For a long time, this thread wasn't a critique of the bodies, but merely a log of what you envision to be a perfect body. There's always been a fun spirit to the thread, but it was never a critique of others' choices. I'm still kind of stuck in the past, I guess.

Viva la future!

I know what you're talking about, and I pretty much agree with you. I haven't been around since the beginning of the thread, but I think I've been through most of it by now.

I guess we should just listen to wh0ever is the real voice of reason here.

I know what you're talking about, and I pretty much agree with you. I haven't been around since the beginning of the thread, but I think I've been through most of it by now.

I guess we should just listen to wh0ever is the real voice of reason here.
I dont mean to be a voice of reason, I simply see people getting worked up over the purpose of this thread when people our age are dying in Iraq.

YOU SHOULD ALL BE ASSHAMED! :spank:

http://img224.imageshack.us/img224/7440/vida7du.jpg

:spaz: :spaz: :spaz:

wh0, you should have linked the bigger version of just her butt. :lol:

http://pic4.picturetrail.com/VOL722/4151889/8671632/127789224.jpg

I dont mean to be a voice of reason, I simply see people getting worked up over the purpose of this thread when people our age are dying in Iraq.

YOU SHOULD ALL BE ASSHAMED! :spank:

http://img224.imageshack.us/img224/7440/vida7du.jpg

:spaz: :spaz: :spaz:

Yeah...well..you're still right/hilarious.

wh0, you should have linked the bigger version of just her butt.
Yeah I'd like to see that :eek:

http://pic4.picturetrail.com/VOL722/4151889/8671632/127789224.jpg
wtf d00d crop off that ass crak!!:D

Whatever it's purpose... I like this thread.:)

Whatever it's purpose... I like this thread.:)

Agreed.

Has there been a big change from the beginning of this thread? I've always noticed quite a critquing going on, right from the start. People have always stated that many of the bodies here are far from their idea of perfect. Not a big deal, really. It only gets ugly when it moves from "he/she looks ugly" to "you're an idiot for thinking he/she looks good".

Guava's implying we all need to read the following manual before posting...

http://www.beautifulbodyguide.com/Cover/cover_2_small.jpg

(yes - it's a joke)

I've got yer macho right here.

Yeah, we've seen them before, but another look certainly won't hurt. :)

http://img224.imageshack.us/img224/7440/vida7du.jpg

:spaz: :spaz: :spaz:

SHAKE THAT LAFFY TAFFY!!!!

We've been hiding that ass (and a bunch of other ones) in wh0's journal over in VIP! :nod: Members only (http://forums.johnstonefitness.com/announcement.php?f=8&a=5). ;)

:cry:

Marisa Miller

http://netmode.vietnamnet.vn/dataimages/original/images441079_MarisaMiller.jpg

http://cdn-channels.netscape.com/gallery/i/m/miller/widownload5.jpg

http://s.a.cnn.net/si/features/2004_swimsuit/images/gallery/popup/marisa_06.jpg

http://i.cnn.net/si/pr/subs/swimsuit/images/05_mmiller_01.jpg

Marisa Miller

Well, that's a perfect woman's body! IMO. And she is pretty also.

Marisa Miller... wow. Finally, a model who's in shape, looks like, and doesn't have fake basketballs attached to her chest... it appears she's still got her original equipment from the way they fall. Very beautiful girl... excellent physique...

-R

gross... she looks like my mom. :eek:

gross... she looks like my mom. :eek:But apparently good looks didn't pass through generations... :D j/k

:lol: :lol: :lol: :spaz:

gross... she looks like my mom. :eek:

Breaking news: whO's mom is a MILF :lol:

So, how come she has a vertical belly button and people that workout a lot have a horizontal one? Did she do a lot of stretches to get that vertical effect? :spaz: