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akm3
Mon, May 10th, 2004, 11:40 PM
I had uncontrollable (a relative term, I suppose. I guess I COULD have stopped myself, but I didn't...I guess thats the point) craving and just had 2100 kCals in under five minutes.

Chocolate Chip Cookies.

Ugh I feel horrible.

Oh well, I'm 800 over what I burned today, I guess I'll just make it up tomorrow.

Someone be mean to me so I don't think this is OK.

-Allen

brezman
Tue, May 11th, 2004, 12:33 AM
You weren't only stupid enough to binge on cookies, you were also stupid enough make a post about it and invite mean comments! :D

Way to go, stupidhead.

j/k

But damn, those must;ve been some mighty fine cookies.

akm3
Tue, May 11th, 2004, 12:42 AM
You weren't only stupid enough to binge on cookies, you were also stupid enough make a post about it and invite mean comments! :D

Way to go, stupidhead.

j/k

But damn, those must;ve been some mighty fine cookies.

This is perfect, please keep them coming :)

I'm not some masochist or something, but I do want to feel really dumb about this :)

-Allen

J2kDarkSkies
Tue, May 11th, 2004, 01:18 AM
there's nothing you can do now, just lift harder, run longer, turn a negative into a positive.

Rockman
Tue, May 11th, 2004, 01:46 AM
Hey, it's not too late to jam your fingers down your throat. :lol:

naughty jonny
Tue, May 11th, 2004, 02:01 AM
Wouldn't worry too much about it. Go for a run for 20-30 minutes and you should have burnt off most of those cookies (500 calories). Treat it as a bonus for your hard work.

That way, you can eat those cookies any time you want to...you just have a cost you need to pay for them.

But, you need to go for the run now - not tomorrow. That way you're not building up an exercise 'debt' (like an out of control credit card).

BRobinson
Tue, May 11th, 2004, 02:19 AM
Hey, it's not too late to jam your fingers down your throat. :lol:

I actually got really pissed off that I overate way too much once and tried to do just that, didn't work. (I was preparing for a kind of competition and as such was being very dedicated.) For some reason, I can't make myself puke, and I'm probably the better off for it.

/wishes food didn't taste so damn good

QuikZ06
Tue, May 11th, 2004, 08:25 AM
Ah the request for a Smite. If only Sargent Smiter was here! :mad:

medsean
Tue, May 11th, 2004, 08:40 AM
me slaps you very hard wif my big muscels :bb:

Zerebus
Tue, May 11th, 2004, 10:47 AM
Somehow I doubt that you'd absorb all 2000 of those calories, especially considering that you ingested that all at once. Surely a large chunk of those chocolate chunks are just going to pass on through...... probably quite violently, given how much sugar is involved...

ABguy
Tue, May 11th, 2004, 10:49 AM
lol......

Your punishment is 4 sessions of 45 min cardio while watching Richard Simmons videos

That'll fix your sorry soul. :D