Bruce Willis in Diet Hard

Clint Eastwood in High Plains Lifter

John Cusack in High Intensity (Interval Training)

Jane Fonda in Barbell-a

Jack Nicholson in One Flew Over The Aerobics Class

Squatting Tiger, Benching Dragon

Damn, I'm already sitting here 10 minutes trying to come up with one and I just can't! Frustrating.... :mad:

"I live my life one quarter pounder at a time" - Dom Torretto, The Fat and the Flatulent

my very illest attempt:

Paul Walker in Wasitline (http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0300556/)
Pierce Brosnan in Diet Another Day (http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0246460/)
John Travolta in Grease (http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0077631/) ..wait nevermind
Bruce Willis in Diet Hard: With a Vengeance (http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0112864/)
The Exerciser (http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0070047/)
Gut Busters (http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0087332/)

In The Gut- with Meg Ryan
Curb Your Metabolism- with HBO comic Larry David
Fat Lies Beneath-with Michelle Pfieffer
The Fat and The Fear In Us- with Vin Diesel

The Replacement Dieters
Get Rid of Your Titanic Ass
Better off Thin
Cruel Dietentions (with Sarah Michelle Gellar
The Thintrix
The Thintrix Reloaded
The Thintrix Revolutions
Man With a Big Moon (w/Jim Carrey)
My Cousin Thinny
Dietitian Man (w/Sylvester Stallone)
Lethal Diet
Lethal Diet 2
Lethal Diet 3
And for those that just couldn't do it in three movies -- Lethal Diet 4
Fat Wars Episode I: The FATomic Menace
Fat Wars Episode II: Attack of the Fat Cells
Fat Wars Episode IV: A New Hope (doesn't need to be changed)
Fat Wars Episode V: The Fat Cells Strike Back
Fat Wars Episode VI: Return of the Fat Cells
Fat City (with Kiefer Sutherland)
The Fanny (special appearance by Brendan Frasier)

I couldn't think of anymore movies but here are some songs:

Nacho Nacho Ban: By The Village People
Take my Chocolate Whey: Top Gun Soundtrack
I Like Firm Butts: Sir Mix A-lot
November Gain: Guns and Roses
Give it a Whey: Red Hot Chili Peppers
R.I.C.E, R.I.C.E Baby: Vanialla Ice

lmao, M3kamakazi's are gold. I tried for like 10mins and i can't think of any.

Dieting Private Ryan
Dieters of the Caribbean
You've got FAT (You've got mail)
My "Not so" Big fat greek wedding
"Lard" of the Rings

Lord of the Ring-Dings
2001 (calories): A Dieting Odyssey
The Fat and the Furious
Romeo Must Diet
10 Things I Ate Without You

I came up with two more songs:

Pour some Splenda on me: Def Leppard
(He's the one they call) Dr. Adkins: Motley Crue

I Like Firm Butts: Sir Mix A-lot

Are you sure that's not a song already? I'm not up on current music, but it sure sounds like something someone would sing nowadays.

Pour some Splenda on me: Def Leppard


No! I listen to that song every day on the treadmill! I'm gonna giggle through the whole song now!

Dude, Where's My Carbs?
Jurassic Pecs
Splenda in the Grass
Where Angels Fear to Treadmill



(I really liked Curb Your Metabolism :) )

Bulk Fiction
The Incredible Bulk
Beauty and the Feast