phillydude
Fri, May 12th, 2006, 04:25 PM
Cashtration: The act of buying a house, which renders the subject financially impotent for an indefinite period of time.
Ignoranus: A person who's both stupid and an asshole.
Intaxication: Euphoria at getting a tax refund, which lasts until you realize it was your money to start with.
Reintarnation: Coming back to life as a hillbilly.
Bozone Layer: The substance surrounding stupid people that stops bright ideas from penetrating.
Foreploy: Any misrepresentation about yourself for the purpose of getting laid.
Giraffiti: Vandalism spray-painted very, very high.
Sarchasm: The gulf between the author of sarcastic wit and the person who doesn't get it.
Inoculatte: To take coffee intravenously when you are running late.
Hipatitis: Terminal coolness.
Osteopornosis: A degenerate disease.
Karmageddon: When everybody is sending off all these really bad vibes, and then the Earth explodes and it's a bummer.
Decafalon: The grueling event of getting through the day consuming only caffeine free beverages.
Glibido: All talk and no action.
Dopeler effect: The tendency of stupid ideas to seem smarter when they come at you rapidly.
Arachnoleptic fit: The frantic dance performed just after you've accidentally walked through a spider web.
Beezlebug: Satan in the form of a mosquito, that gets into your bedroom at three in the morning and cannot be cast out.
Caterpallor: The color you turn after finding half a worm in the fruit you're eating.
Testiculating: Talking while waving your arms around like a dick.
Blamestorming: Sitting around in a group, discussing why a deadline was missed or a project failed, and who was responsible.
Assmosis: The process by which people seem to absorb success and advancement by sucking up to the boss.
Adminisphere: The rarefied organisational layers beginning just above the rank and file.
Ohnosecond: That minuscule fraction of time in which you realise that you've just made a BIG mistake (e.g. you've hit 'reply all'),
Ignoranus: A person who's both stupid and an asshole.
Intaxication: Euphoria at getting a tax refund, which lasts until you realize it was your money to start with.
Reintarnation: Coming back to life as a hillbilly.
Bozone Layer: The substance surrounding stupid people that stops bright ideas from penetrating.
Foreploy: Any misrepresentation about yourself for the purpose of getting laid.
Giraffiti: Vandalism spray-painted very, very high.
Sarchasm: The gulf between the author of sarcastic wit and the person who doesn't get it.
Inoculatte: To take coffee intravenously when you are running late.
Hipatitis: Terminal coolness.
Osteopornosis: A degenerate disease.
Karmageddon: When everybody is sending off all these really bad vibes, and then the Earth explodes and it's a bummer.
Decafalon: The grueling event of getting through the day consuming only caffeine free beverages.
Glibido: All talk and no action.
Dopeler effect: The tendency of stupid ideas to seem smarter when they come at you rapidly.
Arachnoleptic fit: The frantic dance performed just after you've accidentally walked through a spider web.
Beezlebug: Satan in the form of a mosquito, that gets into your bedroom at three in the morning and cannot be cast out.
Caterpallor: The color you turn after finding half a worm in the fruit you're eating.
Testiculating: Talking while waving your arms around like a dick.
Blamestorming: Sitting around in a group, discussing why a deadline was missed or a project failed, and who was responsible.
Assmosis: The process by which people seem to absorb success and advancement by sucking up to the boss.
Adminisphere: The rarefied organisational layers beginning just above the rank and file.
Ohnosecond: That minuscule fraction of time in which you realise that you've just made a BIG mistake (e.g. you've hit 'reply all'),