So I just wired the money to Swolecat. I start his program soon!

I broke down and sold my porn dvd collection to pay for his services. No just kidding. But I did have to sell my liver. They only paid $300 for it due to all the damage I've done to it from the boozing in college. Bastards. Hopefully Swolecat can work on me without my liver.

:bb: Let the progress begin. :bb:

:lol: :lol:

Good luck and keep us posted with some pics! (Oh, better take a before pic now.)

:bb: :gl:

So I just wired the money to Swolecat. I start his program soon!

I broke down and sold my porn dvd collection to pay for his services. No just kidding. But I did have to sell my liver. They only paid $300 for it due to all the damage I've done to it from the boozing in college. Bastards. Hopefully Swolecat can work on me without my liver.

:bb: Let the progress begin. :bb:

Next time just give half a liver. It should regenerate. For future referance you have two kidneys, two lungs, four heart chambers, two eyes, and two legs. Next time sell one of those and you should get some more money. SCs program is worth it and inexpensive compared to most.

Another funny man, huh? :blank:

j/k, but I'm not sure why you chose this particular Forum to post this... noob.

Good luck! :D Any before pics?

You think losing a liver is funny? You are a sick man Karatetricker.

Here's my before pic:

He wasnt kidding. I can see a scar from where his liver was removed. I circled it.

:eek: I'm so sorry that you had to part with your liver.

You'll do good on SGX!

:eat: ...... :bb: ..... :flex: ..... :gl:

Hey now! You saw my fat marks!

Actually, I did lipo and that's the scar from that cheap sketchy doctor my friends told me not to use but did anyway because he offered free candy right afterwards.

By the way, your liver is not located there. Check out this link!

http://www.gmhc.org/images/liver/body.gif

You've got a good base. With some quality work, you'll be on your way.

You've got a good base. With some quality work, you'll be on your way.

have you tried it?

have you tried it?
Tried what?

Putting in quality effort or SGX?

The former, yes. The latter, no.

:eek: I'm so sorry that you had to part with your liver.
By the way, your liver is not located there. Check out this link!

http://www.gmhc.org/images/liver/body.gif
:eek: I'm so sorry that you had to part with your large intestine.

Remember to do what the Swolecat says. If he says jump, you say "how high?" -- that's what you're paying him for.

:eek: I'm so sorry that you had to part with your liver.

You'll do good on SGX!

:eat: ...... :bb: ..... :flex: ..... :gl:

Thanks chicanerous! I'm still on your weight lifting routine until he tells me to break up with you.

Now if only I can get swole to respond to my billion questions....! :drool:

Thanks chicanerous! I'm still on your weight lifting routine until he tells me to break up with you.

Now if only I can get swole to respond to my billion questions....! :drool:

Yeah spam him!
Use 3 week cycles. When he's answered all your questions in the first 3 weeks, recycle them, and ask them again. :evil:


edit: and good luck! Ive done SGX myself and it did wonders

Now if only I can get swole to respond to my billion questions....! :drool:

I have bro...

Just makin' sure because I am not sure if you wrote that because you have not received responses or what not.

Thanks,
~SC~

You should start a journal....you're funny. :lol:

I have bro...

Just makin' sure because I am not sure if you wrote that because you have not received responses or what not.

Thanks,
~SC~

I'm a little frustrated though when he didn't respond immediately to my 4am emails. I mean c'mon!!! :moon:

For that matter, he ignored all my questions about whether or not he would wear a tutu for me. :jumping:

Seriously speaking, he's actually really nice and pretty damn responsive. Responded to all my questions. And I think I asked him like a billion or so questions already. He's not as scary looking as his pictures (he's a big guy!!!) and is like a big brother or something who's looking out for ya. I cant wait to look like him though. :drool:

:eek: I'm so sorry that you had to part with your large intestine.

Remember to do what the Swolecat says. If he says jump, you say "how high?" -- that's what you're paying him for.

Actually, no they removed my small intestine. :moon: You know...I think I just came upon a breakthrough idea on fat loss.

I think I'll start a website like John Stone, Jeremy Likeness, and Swolecat.

YOU'LL NEVER GET FAT AGAIN!
"Prevent FAT from being absorbed at the source!... if you remove your small intestine, you can't absorb fat! Plain and simple!!! Remove your small intestine today!"

Here's what the small intestine does:
The net effect of passage through the small intestine is absorption of most of the water and electrolytes (sodium, chloride, potassium) and essentially all dietary organic molecules (including glucose, amino acids and fatty acids). Through these activities, the small intestine not only provides nutrients to the body, but plays a critical role in water and acid-base balance.

<if you are reading this, please do not take it seriously. removing your small intestine will kill you, but if you are dumb enough to do so...you might as well deserve it> :tucool:

Good luck with SGX! It looks like you're already in pretty good shape, so I'm sure you'll get awesome results with SC. I'm keeping SGX as a backup plan in case I'm not able to reach my body fat goals on my own. I don't have a problem paying for help, but I want to get as far as I can before I do.

Make sure and keep us updated! Oh, and post pics!:gl:

:lol:

No tutus!! You are scaring me! :eek:

~SC~

I'm a little frustrated though when he didn't respond immediately to my 4am emails. I mean c'mon!!! :moon:

For that matter, he ignored all my questions about whether or not he would wear a tutu for me. :jumping:

Seriously speaking, he's actually really nice and pretty damn responsive. Responded to all my questions. And I think I asked him like a billion or so questions already. He's not as scary looking as his pictures (he's a big guy!!!) and is like a big brother or something who's looking out for ya. I cant wait to look like him though. :drool: