I started this thread because Chopaholic told me to. :D

I dont even know what a jock strap is and what it is useful for. Id actually like to know. I know its something like a cup but I havent had to wear one of those since high school. Anyone?

My favorite Scottish rockers out of Glasgow......Jock Strap and The Elastic Band.:guitar: :guitar: :guitar:



You'll need the XXXL size if your getting into ballet.

.........and before you even ask, no, I'm not speaking from experience.

I used mine for cage fighting in Super Brawl 17. But, turns out it wasn't big enough to contain my manhood so I sold it to a young chap on E-Bay who was interested in getting in touch with his feminine side through dance.:whistle:

.........and before you even ask, no, I'm not speaking from experience.

I used mine for cage fighting in Super Brawl 17. But, turns out it wasn't big enough to contain my manhood so I sold it to a young chap on E-Bay who was interested in getting in touch with his feminine side through dance.:whistle:


That was you?

Yep...I was a backup referee..You can see me in the background in a couple of shots if you look real close.:whistle: :eek:

No No No. Doordude meant he was surprised that he bought a used jockstrap from you. Hows the dancing coming Dude?

So how does the jockstrap help anyway?

Yep...I was a backup referee..You can see me in the background in a couple of shots if you look real close.:whistle: :eek:


I meant the guy selling the jock.:doh:

BadGolfer....re: your original question...

Think of it this way:- why does a turtle have a shell?

why weren't we given a shell?

Do we need a shell? And if so..when?

We need one when we:-

(1)Are out playing baseball with the kids

(2) Have somehow wronged the wife

(3)Have somehow wronged the kids

(4) Have stepped on the flat end of a short shovel

(5) Have just bought a bicycle and are learning how to ride it.

(6) Want to impress the new hot babe in the office. ( Size XXXL and worn under tight pants)

(7) Are playing golf with the guys from the office.

BadGolfer....re: your original question...

Think of it this way:- why does a turtle have a shell?

why weren't we given a shell?

Do we need a shell? And if so..when?

We need one when we:-

(1)Are out playing baseball with the kids

(2) Have somehow wronged the wife

(3)Have somehow wronged the kids

(4) Have stepped on the flat end of a short shovel

(5) Have just bought a bicycle and are learning how to ride it.

(6) Want to impress the new hot babe in the office. ( Size XXXL and worn under tight pants)

(7) Are playing golf with the guys from the office.



Alright. Now i'm totally lost. What the HELL does one have to do with the other? OHHHHHHHHH, protective gear. Never mind.:D Am I right? Please tell me i'm right.

Good grief. The jock strap holds the cup in place so it doesn't slide everywhere.

Good grief. The jock strap holds the cup in place so it doesn't slide everywhere.


I played years of football and NEVER wore a cup. :confused:

I played years of football and NEVER wore a cup. :confused:
Same here. Very uncomfortable. But I played catcher in baseball too, and it was required from little league to high school.

I started this thread because Chopaholic told me to. :D



my GOD. i am drunk with power.

my GOD. i am drunk with power.
:claphigh:
See what else you can get him to do!

Same here. Very uncomfortable. But I played catcher in baseball too, and it was required from little league to high school.

Yeah, I can imagine a fast ball skipping off the plate and hitting the "mark" could knock the wind outta ya.:eek:

Yeah, I can imagine a fast ball skipping off the plate and hitting the "mark" could knock the wind outta ya.:eek:

Ouch! As a catcher through High School I can personally attest to the necessity of a cup.

The worst is the foul tip that bounces 'up' into the plums.:cry:

Ouch! As a catcher through High School I can personally attest to the necessity of a cup.

The worst is the foul tip that bounces 'up' into the plums.:cry:


That just made me grab myself (you know where) and cringe!!!!!!!!! OUCH!!!!!:eek:

:claphigh:
See what else you can get him to do!

:lol:

Any idea why the designer who thought up the jock strap left the ass hanging out the back...what's up with that???

Any idea why the designer who thought up the jock strap left the ass hanging out the back...what's up with that???
rofl, good question

Any idea why the designer who thought up the jock strap left the ass hanging out the back...what's up with that???

I think he my have been some rodeo dude who wore chaps.:D

I think he my have been some rodeo dude who wore chaps.:D

That is sooo gay.:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: