This is all just hypothetical of course. I thought it was funny the seriousness with which this was discussed. Anyway, I came across this link on one of the forums I frequent.

http://forumserver.twoplustwo.com/showflat.php?Cat=&Number=1556673&page=0&view=collapsed&sb=9&o=14&fpart=1&vc=1

Please no one be offended by this. It's just a joke.

I bet there were some teachers reading that board, and they probably thought: "hmm, that is what I face every day already!"