ring ring, ring ring...

Me - "Hello?"
Friend - "I need some help, quick! Im at a Chinese buffet, what can I eat that will keep me on Atkins?"
Me - "See the door?"
Friend - "I aint eating the damn door, Im sure its got carbs in it"
Me - "No, turn around, and walk out!"

he he he

rofl :claphigh:

:) bloody atkins diet :)