I was reading through men-fitness uk mag and saw advertising, maximuscles new supplement product for 2005 -a Power yogurt called "Yogomax" Its claims--calcium rich, Low temp ION Exchange cross filterted enhanced high protein yogurt, enhanced with natural vitaman E, low in saturated fat, high in Flaxseed oil and Salmon Fish oils, L glutamine and a fat burning chemical compound taken from organic brazilian grapefruits called "Pectin lemefazin" using the latest laser guided filtration techniques. It claims to be the most natural fatburning supplement ever created, lab tested and proven to build lean muscle and raise metabolism. Has anyone else seen this? on got any views??

hahahahahaha

sorry, there is no "wonder" food
sounds like low-fat yoghurt with added flax oil and a grapefruit flavor :p

Maximuscle claim to have lab documents and has been in development for 6yrs under supervision of Eisen Sivebak, nutrition expert and advisor to the Swedish soccer team.

maximuscle...is a magazine. dont trust it. thats my take, at least question it

maximuscle...is a magazine. dont trust it. thats my take, at least question it

I agree... lab results, survey results, and any other such claims can be VERY scewed to what they are trying to sell in thier advertisment, it generally can't be trusted. Of course they're going to try to 'claim' that they have the new wonder food.. and why? because they want you to buy it... but they usually won't tell you the parameters of thier studies or their surveys so that you don't know that they only asked certain people or only studied under certain conditions, etc.

"low temp ION exchange cross filterted enhanced high protein..."
"chemical compound taken from organic brazilian grapefruits..."
"laser guided filtration techniques..."

Sounds too much like exotic advertising buzz words to me to be the real thing..

laser guided? So theres a 10% chance that the yogurt will have missed the packaging, and you'll end up with an empty pot?

A 'fat-burning yoghurt'?

I'd love to know the point at which mankind became so exceptionally gullible and desperate.

the company maximuscle i dont think its in the US.might be wrong. But its a big company in europe.Its does sound to good to be true it was mentioning all these long amino acid names--- I signed up to maximuscle the website for nutrition and i got a email saying i should consider taking steroids and that the negative hype should not be listend to.

They now also have a fat burning milk!

You pour 30 gallons in your bath tub and bathe for approximately 2 hours each day for a week, and you can lose a lot of adipose tissue. The milk seeps it's way underneath your skin and eats away fat!

No exercise needed!!

:rolleyes:

~SC~

They now also have a fat burning milk!

You pour 30 gallons in your bath tub and bathe for approximately 2 hours each day for a week, and you can lose a lot of adipose tissue. The milk seeps it's way underneath your skin and eats away fat!

No exercise needed!!

:rolleyes:

~SC~


:lol: That ROCKS!! :lol:

Where can I pick some of that up? I bet GNC has it... :p

Just a gimmick product targeted at lazy people who dont want to work to lose fat.

If they're using lasers on the grapefruits to get the Pectin Lemefazin out, then it's hardly the "most natural supplement ever created." Correct me if I'm wrong, but I think it would be more natural to make the yogurt without the lasers.

Not that laser-like light emissions don't occur in nature, they just rarely naturally intersect with grapefruits or dairy products.

What, by the way, are they trying to ION filter out of the yogurt? Did they get it from chlorinated cows or something? Did they accidentally spill a bunch of iron filings into the vats? What gives?

I was reading through men-fitness uk mag and saw advertising, maximuscles new supplement product for 2005 -a Power yogurt called "Yogomax" Its claims--calcium rich, Low temp ION Exchange cross filterted enhanced high protein yogurt, enhanced with natural vitaman E, low in saturated fat, high in Flaxseed oil and Salmon Fish oils, L glutamine and a fat burning chemical compound taken from organic brazilian grapefruits called "Pectin lemefazin" using the latest laser guided filtration techniques. It claims to be the most natural fatburning supplement ever created, lab tested and proven to build lean muscle and raise metabolism. Has anyone else seen this? on got any views??

I for one, will purchase AND support anything created with lazers.

TELL ME WHERE TO BUY! :spaz:

If they're using lasers ...

:lol: :lol:

Definately!
Yogurt structured together by lasers!
MMM MMM Goodness!

I for one, will purchase AND support anything created with lazers.

TELL ME WHERE TO BUY! :spaz:

:lol:

[Dr. Evil] "Why can't I get a fat-burning shark with frickin' lasers on it's head?" [/Dr. Evil]

I work in a laser lab at school. I took a container of yogurt in to the lab to see what all the fuss is about. Let me tell you, the abililty to use lasers for guided filtration is way overhyped. there is a lot of spattering. Cleaning it up burns fat though.

I for one, will purchase AND support anything created with lazers.

TELL ME WHERE TO BUY! :spaz:

:lol: I agree. Where is the laser grocery store where all the food is somehow affected by lasers? I would shop there. Or maybe if not just lasers, all the food could either be affected by lasers, rocket-packs, or ninjas.

Ninjas with lasers would completely rule this world.

hehe...this thread is funny...

how did we go from wierd yogurt to laser-guided ninjas? :p :lol: